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TROLL WARNING -- many people have reported way unexcellent behavior on our IRC Channel.
“O-Oooohh…” Rubin110 moaned, feeling a deep pulse in his balls. He felt like he had a
 
serious case of blue-balls, and even as he leaned back to gaze upon his big-titted creation, he
We use an IRC channel that's on [http://freenode.net/ freenode]. Feel free to join. The needed information is as follows:
could feel his nuts pushing into his thighs. He felt swollen and puffy, like they had become a pair
 
of baseballs.
irc://chat.freenode.net
“Looks like there’s a party in your pants!” Setient giggled, “And here I don’t recall getting
#noisebridge
an invitation.” Her eyes were transfixed on his junk.
 
Rubin110’s eyes followed her line of sight, tearing away from her massive jugs only for a
You can connect via a browser at: http://webchat.freenode.net/?channels=#noisebridge
second. He was glad he looked. “W-What the--”
 
He was at a loss for words; his balls were each as big as his fist, pressing and squeezing
We have a helpful bot in the channel by the name of [[noisebot|noisebot]] run by [[User:Dr_jesus|dr_jesus]].
against each other between his sweaty legs. “What’s going on with my balls?!” he yelled,
 
witnessing them swell even larger right before his eyes. Still he continued to jerk off, the
== Etiquette and fun ==
pleasure and sights too good to pass up.
 
He felt like his sack was filling, pumping fuller and fuller with fluids. It bounced hot and
* It's impolite to store logs of this channel. Please disable logging before joining #noisebridge.
heavy against the side of his hand with each stroke, his skin taut and firm as it began to resemble
* It is not impolite, however, to add funny quotes to [[quotes|the quotes page]].
more of a cantaloupe, swelling big and round. He shuddered, the pleasure he felt like nothing
* There are trolls on the IRC channel.  Please don't feed them.
else he had ever encountered. It was like he could feel himself edging closer and closer to the
 
biggest orgasm of his life, but it only continued to build, like a great hormonal pressure.
== Unfamiliar with IRC? ==
Setient giggled again, sending tight ripples across her leaking tits. “They actually have
 
quite a bit of stretch to them, don’t they…??” Her eyes were wide with wonder as she watched,
Here's some good [http://freenode.net/using_the_network.shtml general documentation about IRC and Freenode].
but Rubin110 saw no surprise in them.
 
“Did...Did you do...something to me?” he moaned, his breathing heavy and labored. The
For those who are not familiar with getting on IRC, here's what Mitch did:
growth between his legs was quickening, and his legs were actually beginning to be forced apart
 
by the tightening basketball-sized sack.
* For Windows: Download and install [http://www.pidgin.im/ Pidgin] (free IM chat software for Windows -- there's plenty of other free software to choose from for Windows and other OSs).
“Nothing you didn’t do to me, I suppose.” Setient confessed, a wide devilish grin
* For Macs -  Colloquy (that also supports SILC) is Free Software [http://colloquy.info/ Colloquy].
spreading across her face. “I mean, this was you, wasn’t it?” She wrapped her arms across her
* For those who run Ubuntu and are not familiar with IRC (unlikely?): $ sudo aptitude install xchat (or sudo apt-get install hexchat ; there is a #hexchat channel also on freenode, in case you need help)
bust and hugged them tightly, milk spraying in all directions.
 
“I-I-I…”
Then (using Pidgin on Windows):
Rubin110’s eyes widened, both at her revelation and the feeling of his block and tackle
 
growing even larger. Even his cock itself had begun to swell, nearly twice it’s size, looking tight
# create an IRC account on Pidgin ([http://adammonsen.com/post/329 good documentation for this step])
and firm, and tinge of purple on its surface as veins began to rise down his shaft and over his
## Go to Accounts (I got to Accounts by right-clicking on the icon in the system tray)
balls.
## Click the Add button
She only laughed. “Apparently since you made a wish directly affecting me, it’s cosmic
## For the Protocal, choose: IRC
law that I only get one in return! And you’ll never guess what it was…”
## For the Server:  chat.freenode.net
Rubin110’s legs started shaking, and with a slick movement his bursting berries were forced
## If you have a Screen name (a “nick”), type it in as your Username  (If you don’t own one yet, make one up)
out in front of him by his legs. His free hand cradling them, trying to hold them up and against
## Click on the Advanced tab, and fill in the Real name field
his thighs. His skin felt like a drum on his fingers, and he could feel his heartbeat throbbing
## Check the Use SSL box, if you like
inside them, each of his nuts like a volleyball. It looked like he was trying to hold a skin-tone
## Click the Save button
balloon against his legs, blue and purple veins streaking over its surface.
# join channel:  #noisebridge:
“M-Make it stop…” he asked half-heartedly. As incredible as his member felt, he could
##In the "freenode-connect" tab that appeared in Pidgin, type: '/j #noisebridge' (without the quotes)
sense a limit approaching. “They’re getting too big…!”
# So that no one else can use your nick, you can register your nickname at freenode.net
“See, now there’s the thing.” Setient said matter of factly.
 
Rubin110 watched her start to laugh again as the weight of his balls grew too heavy, and he
 
collapsed onto his back. His balls bounced dangerously tight on the wooden floor, spreading
If all else fails you can use the chatzilla plugin for Firefox:
between his legs and forcing them apart. His skin shone bright and smooth, almost reflecting the
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/chatzilla/
sunlight, and still his hands couldn’t leave his dick.
 
He heard Clair get up with a loud grunt, her breasts slapping together with a tight wetness
== Hacking on IRC ==
as she moved. She stood at his feet, looking over his impossibly large ballsack. “The thing is, I
 
didn’t put a limit on your growth. You’re going to keep going until...well...I bet you can guess!”
Some members only want IRC to be used to discuss hacking. To satisfy this we have developed a system to ensure that all discussions are about hacking.
Rubin110’s face grew white with the realization of what he had done. He winced suddenly, a
 
sharp pain in his crotch. A deep red stretch mark had split across his balls, veins as thick as his
# Say, "I am wondering about (topic)"
pinky pulsating around it. “O-Ok, it’s starting to hurt now! I’m getting too full!” He was
# Then say, "Can we do some (topic) hacking?"
panicking now, he cock filling and thickening enough that he couldn’t get his fingers halfway
 
around his shaft.
For example, "Wow, can you believe that (recent drama) happened in the space" is not correct.
“Oh I’ll show you too full!” Setient laughed menacingly, striding towards him.
The correct approach would be, "We really need to do some drama hacking. Can you believe that (recent drama) happened in the space?"
“Please, just make it stop!” Rubin110 gulped as he felt his horniness surge, Clair dropping
 
the tattered swimsuit from around her waist and straddling herself over him, facing her tits
Congratulations, you have just been excellent to other members by only talking about hacking in the IRC channel.
towards his dick. This only seemed to speed up his swelling, another stretch mark bursting in his
 
skin, this time up the shaft of his cock.
 
“My my…! You really are getting pretty full aren’t you?” she cooed, tenderly running
== Channel Defense ==
her pointed nails across his balls. His heart beat madly, feeling their sharp edges pressing
 
threateningly into his over-stretched balls.
Occasionally, people and programs may generate traffic in the #noisebridge IRC channel with the intent of provoking negative emotional responses. If you currently have operator status in the IRC channel when this happens, use the guidelines for each trollcon level to determine what channel mode to use.
He tried to get up, but she sat on his chest, forcing him down. With a smooth motion she
 
slid his cock and hand between her cleavage, moving her milky mammaries up and down. As
Other things to consider if you're in a hurry:
much danger as he could feel he was in, his body still responded accordingly, pleasure rushing
 
through him and filling his cock and balls with more of his bodily fluids.
* Do not op users if they have not authenticated with NickServ.  Check if a user is authenticated with NickServ by sending NickServ the command info <user> in a private message.
Rubin110 could feel his blood pumping tighter and tighter into his genitals, each time his
 
skin growing more firm. The stretch marks screamed, and three more instantly popped as Setient
* Consider setting +r (only allow users registered with NickServ) and +t (only ops can change the topic) on the channel. 
brought her boobs down hard with a loud smack, threatening waves running over his balls.
 
“My balls are too full! I feel like they’re going to explode ! Oooooohhhh they’re really
* Consider using +q (channel-level ignore) instead of +b to silence the provoking users. This allows for users who were mistakenly caught with a hostmask that was too broad to still join the channel and find an op to help troubleshoot.
starting to hurt now!”
 
“Nonsense!” Setient giggled, squeezing her tits tightly around his dick. “I can still feel you
* Remember that the motivation of the provoking users is to generate emotional responses.  If they do not see any, they will move on to a more responsive channel. It is important to avoid talking about them.
growing and filling.
 
Even with her sitting on his chest, Rubin110 could now see the sides of his testicles swelling
== Defense Procedures ==
out on the left and right, each one like a beachball. Every second felt like a burst of growth, and
 
his skin had begun to take on a red tinge, each one of his veins now a dark purple and as wide as
There is an inherent conflict between allowing free speech in #noisebridge and restricting the ability of trolls to disrupt the exchange of ideas. Any restrictions on speech must be temporary.  Remember to undo any changes you make within about 24 hours.
a quarter. It felt like someone had stuck a bike pump in his cock, and was intent of making him
 
burst. He felt multiple veins just burst then, dark bruises spreading over his bulging balls. The
Some tips on creating hostmasks:
pain made his eyes water.
 
“I-I feel so close to coming!” Rubin110 admitted, “If I could just...orgasm...I feel like...like I
* Around trollcon 2, trolls may start joining from multiple domain names.  Make sure to reverse lookup the names to see if they're in the same network block. If they are, set a mask for the whole block.
could release all...all this pressure !!”
* Don't bother with username masks (*!username@host.com) unless you know that a troll is on a shared vhost they don't have root on (such as chef.nerp.net). It is common for trolls to be able to spoof ident replies.
Setient threw her head back and almost cackled at that, “There’s not a chance I'm letting
* Note that afraid.org provides a large pool of domains which can have reverse DNS entries added by arbitrary members of the public. Subdomains under a domain hosted by afraid.org may be entirely legitimate, although you should report offensive subdomains to dnsadmin at afraid dot org for TOS/AUP violations.
that happen! You’ll come when I say you can. That is, if you last that long.”
 
With an audible pop! , Rubin110 felt the head of his distended dick emerge from the top of
=== Trollcon 0 ===
her cleavage, his legs nearly doing the splits as his balls gained even more circumference. He felt
 
like his body could rip apart at any moment, his skin a taut and swollen minefield of stretch
Recommended [http://freenode.net/using_the_network.shtml channel mode]: +Cn
marks and bulging veins. He didn’t have very long.
 
“Ok ok! I’m sorry! I shouldn’t have made your boobs fill with milk!” he yelled, his hands
People are chatting about their business as usual, occasional frustrated ranting by someone.
still trapped in her cleavage. He was completely powerless.
 
“It’s far too late for apologies. You enjoy messing with people’s bodies? I’m about to
=== Trollcon 1 ===
give you a lesson you’ll never forget!”
 
Setient squeezed her chest hard, gushing milk over his engorged balls, the white milk
Recommended channel mode: +Cnpt
turning pink from the red skin underneath. To his complete horror--and pleasure--she started
 
licking the tip of his cock between her tits, sucking the head with small popping sounds as her
Troll present and attempting to provoke an emotional response.
lips released their suction. The pressure was quickly mounting, and Rubin110 knew he was well
 
beyond his limits.
Procedure: Set +q on the troll.
“I-I’m going to burst! I need to come now !!
 
“Uhuhhhh!” Setient moaned, her mouth full.
=== Trollcon 2 ===
A loud rumble started to fill the small room, and Rubin110 started panting and wincing in
 
pain as he realized his balls her shaking. Each quiver they seemed to pulse enormous, his skin
Recommended channel mode: +Cnptj 1:60 and possibly +q $~a to quiet unregistered users, or even +r to prevent unregistered users from joining at all.
fighting with all its might to keep his body together. Two yoga-sized balls sat between his legs,
 
almost taller than Setient. Veins like garden hoses fought along their surface, and a new stretch
Multiple trolls incoming and spamming the channel.
mark appeared every second.
 
“T-Too big!” Rubin110 begged, “I’m gonna...I’m gonna...I’m gonna buuuuuuurst!! ”
Procedure: Set +j 1:60 on the channel to throttle joins and buy a little time, then start setting +q on the trolls. If the trolls are coming through a web gateway or an IRC bounce host like xzibition, then use a forwarding ban similar to this:
With a loud smack, Setient’s lips released his head.
 
KAAABLOOOOSH
  +b *!*@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/*$##overflow
All at once, a giant rip split up the length of Rubin110’s balls along their center, rendering
 
his sack wide open to a large gushing wave of blood, veins, and tattered skin. His overfilled nuts
If the spam makes it hard to see or cut and paste names to create hostmasks, then quiet all nonregistered users temporarily:
burst at the same time, a wash of white running into the sea of red and turning it a dull pink. Like
 
a rocket, his dick exploded off of his crotch, tearing along its side in the process and shooting
  +q $~a
upwards between her tits and over her head, raining blood over her blonde hair and face before
 
falling limp on the ground. Its contents released, his ballsack lay limp and deflated over his legs
=== Trollcon 3 ===
like some kind of gorey blanket.
 
The floor was flooded with two inches of bodily fluids, and Setient’s feet splashed red
Recomended channel mode: You're boned. If possible, use a kickban everyone script to buy time.
along the walls as she slipped, trying to stand, blood still dripping out from between her chest.
 
With an effort, she stood up, seeing Noisebridge covered in a deep red, the windows
Channel takeover, troll(s) have ops, spambot(s) spewing text into the channel.
completely covered.
 
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Procedure: Get a hold of radii, Syzygy-, or Valkyrie` to override ops and reclaim the channel. "/msg chanserv access #noisebridge list" will give you the current list of registered channel operators.
 
It's not guaranteed, but Freenode staff may show up and help deal with it, as they claim to have a mechanism for detecting these kinds of problems.
 
== Abuse Contacts ==
 
It's important to report trolls to the ISP hosting the abuser. Most ISPs have an acceptable use policy which prohibits antisocial behavior, and having everyone affected by the troll report the abuser will help limit the troll's resources. Here's a list of AUPs and contacts for various ISPs. You should also get the output of the following CTCP requests to help fingerprint the user BEFORE you kick them from the channel:
 
* FINGER - Returns the user's full name, and idle time.
* VERSION - The version and type of the client.
* SOURCE - Where to obtain a copy of a client.
* USERINFO - A string set by the user (never the client coder)
* CLIENTINFO - Dynamic master index of what a client knows.
* PING - Used to measure the delay of the IRC network
* TIME - Gets the local date and time from other clients.
 
 
{|border="1"
!Domain
!AUP
!Sections likely violated
!Contact email address
|-
|covad.net
|[http://support.covad.net/export/sites/support/resources/legal/docs/Covad_AUP.pdf Acceptable Use Policy]
|Illegal use prohibited (iv), Abuse use prohibited (ii), (v)
|abuse@covad.net
|-
|sbcglobal.net, pacbell.net, 64.134.230.29 (wayport)
|[http://www.att.com/aup Acceptable Use Policy]
|Inappropriate Interaction with Minors, Threatening Material or Content
|abuse@att.net
|-
|comcast.net
|[http://www.comcast.com/Corporate/Customers/Policies/HighSpeedInternetAUP.html High Speed Internet AUP]
|Conduct and information restrictions
|[http://www.comcast.net/terms/abuse/ abuse@comcast.net]
|-
|157.22.245.18 (spoofed reverse DNS PTR of bordersgroupinc.customer.alter.net)
|[http://www.verizonbusiness.com/terms/aup/ Acceptable Use Policy]
|Illegal Use ("Transmission, distribution or storage of any material in violation of any applicable law or regulation is prohibited. This includes... material that is obscene")
|[http://www.verizonbusiness.com/terms/aup/contacts/ abuse-mail@verizonbusiness.com]
|-
|}
 
== See Also ==
[[Slack]]

Revision as of 19:30, 30 June 2018

TROLL WARNING -- many people have reported way unexcellent behavior on our IRC Channel.

We use an IRC channel that's on freenode. Feel free to join. The needed information is as follows:

irc://chat.freenode.net 
#noisebridge

You can connect via a browser at: http://webchat.freenode.net/?channels=#noisebridge

We have a helpful bot in the channel by the name of noisebot run by dr_jesus.

Etiquette and fun

  • It's impolite to store logs of this channel. Please disable logging before joining #noisebridge.
  • It is not impolite, however, to add funny quotes to the quotes page.
  • There are trolls on the IRC channel. Please don't feed them.

Unfamiliar with IRC?

Here's some good general documentation about IRC and Freenode.

For those who are not familiar with getting on IRC, here's what Mitch did:

  • For Windows: Download and install Pidgin (free IM chat software for Windows -- there's plenty of other free software to choose from for Windows and other OSs).
  • For Macs - Colloquy (that also supports SILC) is Free Software Colloquy.
  • For those who run Ubuntu and are not familiar with IRC (unlikely?): $ sudo aptitude install xchat (or sudo apt-get install hexchat ; there is a #hexchat channel also on freenode, in case you need help)

Then (using Pidgin on Windows):

  1. create an IRC account on Pidgin (good documentation for this step)
    1. Go to Accounts (I got to Accounts by right-clicking on the icon in the system tray)
    2. Click the Add button
    3. For the Protocal, choose: IRC
    4. For the Server: chat.freenode.net
    5. If you have a Screen name (a “nick”), type it in as your Username (If you don’t own one yet, make one up)
    6. Click on the Advanced tab, and fill in the Real name field
    7. Check the Use SSL box, if you like
    8. Click the Save button
  2. join channel: #noisebridge:
    1. In the "freenode-connect" tab that appeared in Pidgin, type: '/j #noisebridge' (without the quotes)
  3. So that no one else can use your nick, you can register your nickname at freenode.net


If all else fails you can use the chatzilla plugin for Firefox: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/chatzilla/

Hacking on IRC

Some members only want IRC to be used to discuss hacking. To satisfy this we have developed a system to ensure that all discussions are about hacking.

  1. Say, "I am wondering about (topic)"
  2. Then say, "Can we do some (topic) hacking?"

For example, "Wow, can you believe that (recent drama) happened in the space" is not correct. The correct approach would be, "We really need to do some drama hacking. Can you believe that (recent drama) happened in the space?"

Congratulations, you have just been excellent to other members by only talking about hacking in the IRC channel.


Channel Defense

Occasionally, people and programs may generate traffic in the #noisebridge IRC channel with the intent of provoking negative emotional responses. If you currently have operator status in the IRC channel when this happens, use the guidelines for each trollcon level to determine what channel mode to use.

Other things to consider if you're in a hurry:

  • Do not op users if they have not authenticated with NickServ. Check if a user is authenticated with NickServ by sending NickServ the command info <user> in a private message.
  • Consider setting +r (only allow users registered with NickServ) and +t (only ops can change the topic) on the channel.
  • Consider using +q (channel-level ignore) instead of +b to silence the provoking users. This allows for users who were mistakenly caught with a hostmask that was too broad to still join the channel and find an op to help troubleshoot.
  • Remember that the motivation of the provoking users is to generate emotional responses. If they do not see any, they will move on to a more responsive channel. It is important to avoid talking about them.

Defense Procedures

There is an inherent conflict between allowing free speech in #noisebridge and restricting the ability of trolls to disrupt the exchange of ideas. Any restrictions on speech must be temporary. Remember to undo any changes you make within about 24 hours.

Some tips on creating hostmasks:

  • Around trollcon 2, trolls may start joining from multiple domain names. Make sure to reverse lookup the names to see if they're in the same network block. If they are, set a mask for the whole block.
  • Don't bother with username masks (*!username@host.com) unless you know that a troll is on a shared vhost they don't have root on (such as chef.nerp.net). It is common for trolls to be able to spoof ident replies.
  • Note that afraid.org provides a large pool of domains which can have reverse DNS entries added by arbitrary members of the public. Subdomains under a domain hosted by afraid.org may be entirely legitimate, although you should report offensive subdomains to dnsadmin at afraid dot org for TOS/AUP violations.

Trollcon 0

Recommended channel mode: +Cn

People are chatting about their business as usual, occasional frustrated ranting by someone.

Trollcon 1

Recommended channel mode: +Cnpt

Troll present and attempting to provoke an emotional response.

Procedure: Set +q on the troll.

Trollcon 2

Recommended channel mode: +Cnptj 1:60 and possibly +q $~a to quiet unregistered users, or even +r to prevent unregistered users from joining at all.

Multiple trolls incoming and spamming the channel.

Procedure: Set +j 1:60 on the channel to throttle joins and buy a little time, then start setting +q on the trolls. If the trolls are coming through a web gateway or an IRC bounce host like xzibition, then use a forwarding ban similar to this:

 +b *!*@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/*$##overflow

If the spam makes it hard to see or cut and paste names to create hostmasks, then quiet all nonregistered users temporarily:

 +q $~a

Trollcon 3

Recomended channel mode: You're boned. If possible, use a kickban everyone script to buy time.

Channel takeover, troll(s) have ops, spambot(s) spewing text into the channel.

Procedure: Get a hold of radii, Syzygy-, or Valkyrie` to override ops and reclaim the channel. "/msg chanserv access #noisebridge list" will give you the current list of registered channel operators.

It's not guaranteed, but Freenode staff may show up and help deal with it, as they claim to have a mechanism for detecting these kinds of problems.

Abuse Contacts

It's important to report trolls to the ISP hosting the abuser. Most ISPs have an acceptable use policy which prohibits antisocial behavior, and having everyone affected by the troll report the abuser will help limit the troll's resources. Here's a list of AUPs and contacts for various ISPs. You should also get the output of the following CTCP requests to help fingerprint the user BEFORE you kick them from the channel:

  • FINGER - Returns the user's full name, and idle time.
  • VERSION - The version and type of the client.
  • SOURCE - Where to obtain a copy of a client.
  • USERINFO - A string set by the user (never the client coder)
  • CLIENTINFO - Dynamic master index of what a client knows.
  • PING - Used to measure the delay of the IRC network
  • TIME - Gets the local date and time from other clients.


Domain AUP Sections likely violated Contact email address
covad.net Acceptable Use Policy Illegal use prohibited (iv), Abuse use prohibited (ii), (v) abuse@covad.net
sbcglobal.net, pacbell.net, 64.134.230.29 (wayport) Acceptable Use Policy Inappropriate Interaction with Minors, Threatening Material or Content abuse@att.net
comcast.net High Speed Internet AUP Conduct and information restrictions abuse@comcast.net
157.22.245.18 (spoofed reverse DNS PTR of bordersgroupinc.customer.alter.net) Acceptable Use Policy Illegal Use ("Transmission, distribution or storage of any material in violation of any applicable law or regulation is prohibited. This includes... material that is obscene") abuse-mail@verizonbusiness.com

See Also

Slack