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Last weekend my wife and I were hanging out with some friends. We’re at this restaurant/bar that’s currently very popular and so there are a lot of people milling around. In walks this woman with pretty huge tits. I would estimate they were roughly Wendy Fiore range, though I’ll admit the main reason her name comes to mind is that this woman was dressed somewhat similarly to how Wendy used to dress in her party days. It wasn’t quite that ridiculous, with like cleavage literally pouring over the top of her shirts and dresses, but it was pretty close. Definitely a huge amount of cleavage showing and it was bouncing around like crazy as she walked around. One of our friends noticed her and pointed her out to the rest of us. She said something like “oh my god, those have to be fake right?” and thus we began discussing the woman and watching her intensely (I wasn’t complaining!). My wife commented that her breasts were “jiggling a lot” and thus concluded that they must be real. Most of us agreed. The friend who initially pointed her out then says something about how “I couldn’t imagine having boobs that big, her poor back,” the usual stuff. Then another friend, let’s call her Allie, speaks up and says “Oh my god, that reminds me of this girl from where I grew up!” Allie tells us that this girls name was Whitney and that Whitney had “gigantic” boobs. It’s kind of fucked up, but Allie says that her childhood friend’s mom used to use Whitney as like a cautionary tale. Whitney had a “hormonal disorder” (macromastia I assume) and it caused her boobs to get “super big.” When Allie and her friends would be eating junk food of some sort, the friend’s mom would say things like “you girls better be careful or you’ll end up like Whitney.” This was back when people were all up in arms about hormones and all that in food and how it effected children…though I guess that’s still going on now to a degree, right? Allie said that she and her friends used to be terrified that the mom was right and it really caused her to be more careful about what she eats (good for her I guess). She said that Whitney was maybe 3 years older than her and her friends and Allie mostly saw her at church. She said that as far as she remembered, Whitney had always had big boobs, but Allie didn’t fully recognize it until she was around 10-11 years old herself and on the cusp of puberty. Allie says she remembers seeing Whitney one day and realizing that her boobs were really big – she kept using hand gestures to emphasize her size as she spoke and at this point I think she was holding her hands at about the bottom of her rib cage and out about 6 or so inches in front of her chest. As you might expect, Allie says that Whitney was a pretty regular topic of conversation for the youth group when she did come around for church. It was easy to tell that Allie was kind of ashamed about this when she was talking, so I imagine people maybe weren’t very nice to Whitney. Anyway, Allie said that Whitney’s boobs just kept growing over the next several years. She said that Whitney stopped coming to church as often when Allie was 15 and that by that time her boobs “were like her whole body.” I asked Allie what that meant and she said “ they just like took up her whole body” and then she mimed the outline of what she was talking about with her hands. She indicated that they hung down to her hips. At that point the friend who had initially pointed out the busty girl and started this discussion gave a gasp and said something about “that’s crazy, I can’t even imagine that. “ Allie said that everyone assumed that she stopped coming to church because she couldn’t walk anymore because she was clearly struggling there toward the end. She says that there were rumors that she had also withdrawn from school, but she never knew for sure. Allie said that she only saw Whitney herself one more time “like almost 2 years after that” and that it looked like her boobs “went down to her legs.” She said that she told her mom about it later and asked why Whitney doesn’t get surgery. Her mom said that her parents have always been “weird” and that she’s not sure they could afford it. At this point I was just thinking that if Whitney’s case is/was really that bad then she could probably get one of those charity surgeries we see for other severe macromastia cases. My wife asked if Allie knew if Whitney ever did get them reduced and Allie said she isn’t sure because she hasn’t been home very much ever since she left for college – just for breaks for those first few years. She said that one of her friends from home claims to have seen Whitney a year or so ago and that they were down to her knees, but Allie says she thinks the friend is full of shit. Allie’s mom told her that Whitney’s family moved away a few years back and she’s pretty sure that Whitney did end up getting surgery at some point.