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Centimeter by centimeter he watched his cock grow thicker,
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spreading Christa's cunt ever wider in its wake. Both of her hands came
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down to grip the base of his cock as she looked down in disbelief. At
* '''CHANNELS:''' We have a #woodshop guild on [[Discord]]. We also have a slack channel.
least six inches were outside of her now, and she had taken him nearly all
* '''RESOURCES:''' We have a variety of tools documented below which are available for use.
the way before.  Curt opened his eyes and stared in disbelief.  He was
* '''EVENTS:''' [[Woodhacking Wednesday]], Fabrication 101 2nd Sundays 2:00 pm - 3:00 pm. Safety and basic techniques
growing even faster this time!  His cumming continued to make him buck
* '''MAINTAINERS:''' [[User:PangalacticGB|Paolo/PangalacticGB]] [[User:JD|JD]] [[User:MJO|Max/MJO]]
like a bronco as his shaft grew ever more horse-like. Thicker and longer
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-twined with huge, thick veins- his erection plowed into Christa's tight
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bush like a dog trying to fit into a rabbit hole.  
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[[File:Shop.jpg|400px|right]] You are standing in the '''Dirty Shop''' at Noisebridge with many wooden benches and power tools for cutting and drilling wood and other hard materials.


"Ahhh!  Curt!  Omigod ... you're goin' too ... far!"
You see many power tools and a [[hand tools]] workbench.


Drastically, Curt tried to pull himself out of Christa before he
'''EXITS:''' [[Back hall]], [[Hackitorium]], [[Flaschentaschen]], [[Lockers]], [[SparkleForge]].
hurt her.  Her moaning and bucking were intense and -just before he could-
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he felt himself hit a massive climax.  Rigid, he watched as his cock
rocketed upwards in size, spreading her cunt lips and making her squeal
half in pain, half in ecstasy.  His balls pumped and churned as they lay
heavy on his thighs. In shock he looked at them, tangled in their mass of
pubic hair.  Each was larger than a large grapefruit!  His shaft had to be
at least three and a half inches across and nearly sixteen inches long!
The spasm began to fade, but the tingling in his balls remained.  Orgasm
subsiding, Curt felt his body grow limp in its wake.


Slowly, Christa pulled off of him and slumped next to him on her
{{headerbox}}Noisebridge's dirty shop contains various wood/metal/plastic cutting tools such as drills, saws, CNC mills and more. The shop is located at the back of the ground floor. at 272.
bed.
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His massive rod stood up from his midsection like a bent flagpole.  
[[File:Led sign shop.jpg|righjt|thumb|The shop sign]]
Gobs of his cum dripped from Christa's stretched cunt as she panted for
[[File:Shop.jpg|thumb|right|Lathe, drill press and others]]
breath and rubbed her delicate hands over Curt's chest. Opening her eyes,
[[File:table_saw_640.png|thumb|Table Saw]]
she glanced at Curt's waist and shook her head slowly. "God, Curt...  I
[[File:table_right_640.png|thumb|Hydraulic Press, Scale]]
don't believe it." She smiled, and nuzzled the smaller man's neck -her
[[File:table_left_640.png|thumb|Miter Saw, hand tools]]
glistening breasts pressing against his chest. "Th' bigger th' better,
I've always said...  I don't think I've Ever been this turned-on!"


Curt returned her smile and kissed Christa gently on the cheek.  
== How to be excellent in the shop ==
He tenderly stroked her breasts, fingertips lingering on her aureoles and
* Read this wiki page. If you have any questions, reach out to a maintainer (listed above)
nipples.  "Yeah, but any bigger and only a Clydesdale would be able to
* If you do not how to use a tool, don't use it! We have people who can teach you how to use it appropriately.
take all of me..."
* Always leave the shop cleaner than you found it. In the rare circumstance you have an in-progress project that cannot be moved out of the way for others to hack on their projects, reach out to the wood guild and let them know why your project is not cleaned up, and when it will be resolved.
* Labels, labels labels! Label your in-progress projects with big and clear text.
  <ol>  
  <li>Include the words "Do Not Hack"</li>
  <li>Add your name or handle</li>
  <li>Include the date you left the project or material</li>
  </ol>
* No food or drinks in the Woodshop. The [[Patio]] is a good place to enjoy refreshments.
* If you notice something is wrong with a tool, and you don't know how to fix, notify the community either online or by leaving a note
* Hack on awesome wood projects and show it off to the community!
* It is not excellent to use power sanders inside. If you cannot connect the sander via a dust collection port, you should bring the sander and your project outside with the roll-up door closed. (See [[Meeting Notes 2023 07 18#Discussion Item 2]] for discussion on this topic)


Christa shrugged as she nestled into the size of Curt's body.
==Tools==
"Maybe," she said conspiratorially, "that wouldn't be all that bad." With
that cryptic remark, Christa closed her eyes and gently drifted off to an
erotic sleep.


The next few days were difficult.  Even when not erect, Curt's new
* [[Table Saw]] (Sawstop)
endowments were extremely obvious.  His penis hung all the way to his
* [[Table Router]] (Porter Cable 6902)
knees and was nearly as thick as a peppermill.  Still, that was the least
* [[Miter_saw]] (Ryobi TSS103T)
of his problems.  It was possibly due to the extreme exposure his balls
* [[Lathe]] (7"x12" Cummins)
had been given to the original formula, but they'd been growing at an even
faster rate than the rest of him.  Each was the size of a grapefruit and
always seemed to carry the tell-tale signs of that tingling sensation
-together they spanned nearly a foot from side-to-side in front of his
groin.  It wasn't easy to conceal his massive endowments.


It also hadn't been easy to resist Christa's advancements.  She
* Milling Machines
was so turned on by his recent growth, he wasn't sure she would ever stop
** [[Manual_Mill | Manual Mill]] (JET JET-15 Mill / Drill)
making him bigger. She'd offered to tit-fuck him if he ever got too big,
** [[MaxNCMill | CNC Mill (MaxNC 10)]]
and to masturbate him if it went much further beyond that.  Curt had to
** Quick Circuit 5000
admit, it was extremely tempting...  But until he knew he could reverse
** [[Othermill]]
the formula, he didn't dare give himself over to that temptation...  
** [[Roland_MDX-40a | CNC Mill (Roland MDX-40a)]]
* [[ Resources/Shop/Bandsaw | Bandsaw (Sears 10" 1/3 HP)]]
* [[Radial saw]] (Ryobi 8 1/4" RA-200)
* [[Bench grinder]] (Ryobi 6")
* [[Disk sander]] (Delta 31-120 12")
* [[Wen drill press|Drill press]] (Wen 4214T or similar)
* [[Air compressor]] (2.5SCFM @ 90psi, 6gal)
* Assorted hand tools
** Hacksaws
** Drill
** [[Heat gun]]
* Assorted screws, bolts, etc
* [[Laminator]]
* [[Jointer]] (DELTA 6" NJ 227)
* [[Planer]] (Craftsman 12 1/2" 351.217581)


Not when the last growth spurt had so radically increased his
==Other Noisebridge Tools==
size, and the tingle still hadn't gone away...!
* [[Lasercutter | Laser cutter]]
* [[3D printers]]


Mostly, he got by during the next week by wearing no pants around
==Safety==
his dorm room, but squeezing into a pair of Zubas whenever he had a class.
Still, he got stares and more than a few proposals from some of the
prettier women (and a few of the guys) in BioChem lab.  Still, he'd almost
had to cash in on a few of those "favors" to get help swiping the
necessary compounds from the storage locker.  Luckily, with his standing
in class, it was easy to stay late "working" on a project and being
allowed to "lock-up" after himself.


Now, after about a week, he thought he may have the solution.
A major component of safety is organization and proper maintenance.  Organization means a clear and uncluttered workspace as well as predictable object locations.  Clutter gets in the way of completing a task, impeding free movement or creating unsteady surfaces on bench tops.  Unexpected objects underfoot can cause slips, leading to falls or worse if operating machinery at the time.


The first chemical seemed to be stimulated by sexual arousal and
===Personal Protective Equipment===
semen production.  In other words, the more he came, the bigger he got.
Curt also thought that he may get bigger if his cock was in direct contact
with a woman's vaginal juices.  Why that would be the case was still a
mystery to him ... in addition to the twin questions of where the extra
mass had come from so quickly and why he could still get 16" erections as
easily as 3 inches...  Technically, the blood requirements would be too
high, and he should've been getting light-headed.


His cursory examination of himself showed a development of muscle
There's a lot of Personal Protective Equipment you can wear in a shop to keep you safe, but a good baseline is to look out for your Eyes, Ears, and Lungs. The shop has safety goggles, masks, and ear protection, and you are also encouraged to bring your own. Look out for others too. If you see someone in the shop who's not wearing ear protection, and you will be making a lot of noise, it is excellent to give them a heads up. You cannot force them to protect themselves, but you should always give them the opportunity. See a list of basic PPE advice [https://www.thesprucecrafts.com/safety-equipment-for-woodworking-in-the-woodshop-3536821 here].
and ligament tissue along the length of his shaft, and that could account
for his amazing erections, but he couldn't confirm it. Nonetheless, he
thought as he looked at the light blue liquid, this seemed to be
appropriate to reverse whatever effects had been caused by the original
fluid.  Christa wouldn't be happy, but he had to think of living a normal
life rather than a horse-like stud!  Still, it wouldn't hurt for one last
time.  


As Curt carefully turned off the Bunsen burner and went to sleep,
===Cleaning Up===
he didn't notice the shadowed form slip in through his open window and
Inspecting and cleaning your workspace is good practice, and keeping the shop free of clutter is a service to yourself and fellow members of Noisebridge. Projects are finished when tools are cleaned and put away where they were found and scrap cleared away.
walk slowly towards his desk...  


Be excellent to each other by keeping the shop clutter free both when you start your project, and as the final step to any project. Don't leave objects on the bench because someone else ''might'' use it.  t is far safer to everyone if that object is placed in a proper location.


Curt's balls still were tingling as he carefully got out of
Do not leave hot items plugged in unless they are secure and safe from tipping.  Glue gun stands tip easily, and the tip is hot enough to melt through other cords.  These tools should not be left unattended to cool down unless properly secured.
Christa's car at her parent's cabin on Lake Hutton.  The sky was clear and
the deeper blue that comes with Evening in Northern Minnesota; the
reflection of the sun off the narrow stream that bubbled down the hill
next to the cabin into the lake was enchanting.  Christa was still
somewhat down since he'd told her that he had developed the reverse
formula and would use it after they had made out this last time.  As she
had said, she really liked men who were freakishly large...  


Curt had just smiled past the word "freakishly" and let it go at
===Learning New Tools===
that.  
Shop tools can be very dangerous when used incorrectly. You should NEVER use a tool you are unfamiliar with. Reach out to someone who knows what they are doing and ask them to show you what to do. Not only can you hurt yourself when misusing a tool, but you can also hurt others and damage the equipment.


Christa opened the door to the family "hunting lodge" and set down
===Working With Metal===
the bag of groceries on the counter nearby.  The place was huge.  Curt let
'''A note regarding cutting metal in stationary tools:'''
out a low whistle of breath as he surveyed the scene.  At least ten
trestle tables filled the room beyond the small kitchen in a grand hall
that reminded him of Beowulf's "Herot".  A small balcony ran around the
room about a story overhead and numerous small doors led off from the main
hall into the private bedrooms that filled this place.  Christa hadn't
been kidding when she'd told him her father had liked to hunt with a "few"
friends every autumn.


The fact that this hunting lodge could house at least thirty men
The shavings that come off the metal piece being cut are HOT!
and their equipment was something she hadn't mentioned.  Nearby, a wooden
sign declared the room rates for the weekend during hunting season.
Apparently, her father also made a tidy sum on the place too...


Christa smiled as she pulled out the jar of blue liquid that Curt
In a stationary tool that has been used on wood, there is typically a nice big thick bed of sawdust inside the tool. When the metal shavings fall into this bed of sawdust, an awesome smoldery fire can build up sight unseen inside of the tool. Yay!
had brought from his dorm room.  It was more than twelve times what he
needed, but it wasn't as concentrated as the original formula.  He'd just
have to keep adding it until he got it right.  Christa shook her head.  


"Y'know, guys all over the country would kill to have your problem;
When possible it is best to have two separate dedicated tools... and/or if one is going to be transfered over into metal service the inside should be vacuumed out first, and/or the operator should check inside the machine when they are done.
and you're going to give it all up..."


Curt shook his head with a crooked grin.  "Well, if I get any
===Sawdust===
bigger, I'll start having problems walking.  The idea of being hung like
Sawdust is a major concern in wood shops.  Due to the particle size and near perfect aeration when spread out, it can also ignite into a fast burn.  While the risk is small, the shop is also full of solvents, paints, and other flammables which will exacerbate any issue.  For more information, please consult.  [https://www.osha.gov/SLTC/etools/woodworking/commonhaz_fireexplosion.html OSHA's guidelines].
the Eifel Tower may interest me, but not until I can get things under
control!" He chuckled and started bringing in the suitcases from the
porch.  Christa simply grinned as she watched him work and the mass of his
groin shift around in his pants.  


Curt finished putting the suitcases in one bedroom and turned to
Sawdust is also a [https://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/causes-prevention/risk/substances/wood-dust carcinogen], so when creating dust, you should wear a mask, as well as warn others in the shop that things will get dusty. Remember, it is best to collect dust at the source, rather than dealing with cleanup after. If a power tool has a connection for a dust collector, make that connection and turn on the collector! This helps keep the air clean for those in the shop and elsewhere in the space.
join Christa back in the kitchen. She stood not far from him with her
back to the broad double-doors.  Curt started feeling nervous again.
Sheesh!  She was insatiable!  Slowly, she pulled off her sweater revealing
her massive, heavy assets. Slowly, she swung the doors shut behind her
and sauntered towards Curt.  Running her fingers along the side of his
neck, she gently pushed him backwards towards the bed.  


"Christa..."
==Cleaning==
The shop needs to be clear of clutter on the tables, benches, tools, and floor. The Shop, otherwise known as the Dirty Shop, will never be free from saw dust, but steps should be taken to mitigate when possible. The large tools like the circular saw have Instructions on or near them for hooking up the Shop Vac. It's a simple step to take to help cut down on saw-dust. 


She shushed him with a single finger and kissed him lightly on the
The Shop Vac should be emptied when used.  If everyone is excellent to each other, it will be empty before you use it. However, it is good to check just in case, to prevent clogging or blow-back.  Emptying it can be difficult, but it is excellent to make a best effort, perhaps making a new friend by asking for help.
lips.  "Shhh...  If we're gonna make the most of this weekend, we're
starting now..."


Slowly, Christa pushed him down, lay provocatively on top of
The Shop garbage can get very full of sharp pokey things.  There are large contractor bags under the tables in the kitchen area (white folded rectangles) to either empty out the trash, or perhaps start a new one for Shop Vac dumping.   
Curt's body, and rested her ample breasts in his hands.  Curt happily
stroked and fondled them as Christa gently massaged Curt's 16-incher
through the material of his jeans.  Curt drew three rapid, deep breaths of
shuddering pleasure as Christa's talented fingers probed his
grapefruit-sized balls.  As she bent her face down to plant her lips on
his, she deftly undid his button-fly Zubas and pulled down his underwear.


At first, his massive organ got caught in the elastic binder,
It is not ideal to store unfinished projects on tables or benches.  If this is the case, please add a "Do Not Hack" sign with today's date, and projected finish date/sign expiration date.  Projects should never be left on machines, that is most not excellent.
making him wince slightly.  Christa smiled at his expression and pulled
back from his eager hands to watch what she was doing more carefully.
Gently, she licked his engorged knob and pulled his pants off the rest of
his legs.  More quickly then, she removed his shirt and the rest of her
own clothing so the two rested naked on the king-sized bed.  Curt's
enormous flagpole stood at attention to Christa's ministrations as she
licked his knob and repeatedly squeezed his semen-heavy balls.  The
tingle, which had been there constantly since the last time they made out,
started to increase even more.  


Slowly though, Christa pulled her mouth away from his cock and
Perishable items should not be thrown away in shop garbage.  It is not taken out often, and making the shop smell like rotten yoghurt is a super bummer.
slowly rubbed it down her naked chest, between her breasts and gradually
across her flat, tight belly.  Rising to her knees, she slowly lowered
herself down around the monster organ with a look of ecstatic glee on her
face.  Curt couldn't say anything.  It felt too good.  He just hoped she'd
be able to handle what he became next...  


Grinding slowly against her cunt, Curt watched as she devoured
==Emptying the Dust Collector ==
inch after inch of his manhood.  Five inches; then seven.  Finally ten,
eleven and twelve.  Curt could feel the round end of his prick start
bouncing against the inner wall of Christa's cervix, as she took in all
she could length-wise.  Lowering her hands to the six inches remaining
outside, she stroked his erection as she fucked the upper foot.  Still the
tingling grew.


With a deep moan, Curt could feel the spunk churning in his balls.
[[File:FullDustCollector.jpeg|400px|thumb|left|Example of an overly full dust collector (aka a present fire danger)]]
"Watch ... watch out ... Christa. <pant> Here ... here <grunt!> I ...
cum...!" The pressure exploded inside him and spread along his shaft with
lighting unlike any in the previous experiences.  Curt watched as his rod
began to grow again.  And grow...


And Grow...
Sawdust can become a fire hazard if it is allowed to build up in and around shop equipment. In order to prevent this, it is important to empty the dust collector '''''before it reaches the red fill line'''''. As the dust collector fills its ability to ventilate decreases and dust will accumulate both in the table saw and the exhaust tubes.


And GROW...
Emptying the dust collector is easiest with a partner. Grab someone else in the woodshop for help.


Inch by inch, his erection grew longer and thicker.  He could
To empty the dust collector, unclasp the metal clamps on the side and dump the sawdust into a ''large trash bag'' and take to the trash bin outside. This waste is not compostable, because much of the wood at the shop is treated with chemicals, or plywood, which is made with synthetic glues.
scarcely believe it.  He watched as his once-small penis broke all
boundaries.  Past eighteen inches ... past twenty...  Curt's balls bucked
and pumped their contents into Christa's vagina with a force like a garden
hose.  Spurts of semen squirted from around his embedded cock as it grew
wider and thicker; stretching Christa's cunt ever further.  Christa wasn't
getting off...  She stayed glued to his boner, riding it like a horse and
crying out in ecstasy as she was expanded beyond belief.  


Twenty-two inches passed and twenty-four neared as Christa was
There is also a fine dust collection bag at the rear end of the machine. To empty this, rotate the top lever, which will knock off any dust stuck to the filter. Then, after the dust settles in the bag, remove the bag and empty. '''''Note: Do not throw away the bag! Transfer the dust to a garbage bag and dispose. We don't have extras readily available, so reattach this when empty'''''
forced halfway to her feet by the rapid progression. Curt's cock, now at
least four inches across continued to expand. Curt gasped as his gaze
settled farther down. His balls were enormous.  


The two large sacks bounced and jiggled like bowling-ball sized
==TODO==
water balloons!  More and more cum leaked from Christa's orifice as she
rode and bucked with Curt's hips.  Finally, with a look of pain -or
perhaps resignation at attempting the impossible- Christa pushed with all
her strength against the bed and pulled her cunt off Curt's expanding
member.  Cum spurted up her body, across her tits and drenching her hair.
Still growing, Curt watched with awe as his balls and rod expanded well
into the stallion range of size.  Another minute passed and slowly, ever
so slowly, Curt felt the pressure ease and the tingle return to its
normal, background level.


Weary and panting, Curt closed his eyes and lay back on the bed.
* Wall buildout at 272
He could feel his still-stiff pole waving in the gentle breeze of the
* Maintenance Schedules
air-conditioning.  Absently, he felt Christa touch his rod softly.  He
* General Inventory
opened his eyes to watch her gently measure along his length and then his
balls.  She was covered in sweat, cum and excitement.  She looked more
turned-on than Curt thought a person could look.


She glanced up triumphantly.  "My God Curt!  You've broken all the
== Plans for Sound and Dust Isolation 2023 ==
records!  Twenty-six inches long ... twenty-six, Curt!  Your balls are as
We have been through several discussions of how to isolate the noise and dust of the wood shop safely, affordably, and in keeping with SF fire and electrical/building codes. But sometimes that context gets lost. So let's use this space to outline a plan and be able to refer to it!
big as basketballs and your width is," she measured quickly across his
still engorged knob, "six inches across!" She glanced down at the base of
his rod and smiled. "An' that's only the tip ... you're at least a good
two inches thicker at the base!" Wiping a handful of cum off her face,
Christa proceeded to slowly slurp it up.  "You always make the best
dinners," she said coyly.


Curt sat up as his cock deflated and started to hand heavily
=== Proposal ===
across his lap. It took a full two minutes for the erection to go down.
Some discussion from April 2023 captured below.  
Gingerly, so as not to knock his giant's balls against his knees, his
swung his feet over the bedside.  His dick must've weighed close to
fifteen pounds!  Swinging it over the edge, he could feel it pull heavily
against his midsection and his balls knock together enticingly.  Curt
winced as the tingle got momentarily stronger.  He could almost feel
himself start to rise to attention again.  Gritting his teeth and forcing
himself to remain un-aroused, Curt patted Christa's shoulder.  "Look ...
it's getting tough to resist more sex.  Can you get the formula in here
now?"


Broken from her size-induced revelry in Curt's cum, Christa looked
===JD's thoughts===
momentarily distracted and crestfallen.  Then, with a slow, weary nod of
her head, she walked out of the room to return after a minute with Curt's
mason-jar-sized beaker.  "Well," he said as he dipped a corner of the bed
sheet into the mixture, "say 'goodbye' to 'junior'..." With that, he began
dabbing the blue liquid over his penis and testicles.  It didn't seem to
be drying right away, like the first formula, but it did stain his skin
similarly.  After several minutes of generous application, Curt lay back
on the bed and waited.


And waited.
What has been discussed is keeping the rear access to the fire escape with 44” clear hallway (no lockers) and adding an additional sprinkler for said hallway. 2 walls can then be built to the ceiling containing the woodshop and 4 of the existing sprinklers. If we do not install electrical in the new walls, the only permit required would be for the additional sprinkler, which the plumber would deal with.


And Waited...
Before anyone suggests it, we can’t just wall off the back of the space. The fire exit  for the rest of the hackatorium cannot be through another room.  


An hour passed with no effect. The tingle was still there.  A
Non-bearing, non-system carrying, stud walls are considered partitions and do not require a permit. It isn’t until you start adding electrical and plumbing that it needs to be inspected.
cold chill descended on his heart as he began to suspect that his work had
failed like last time...  


'Like last time...' The thought raced through his head. Christa
It is my recommendation that we have a plumber install the required sprinkler to cover the fire exit before we install the wall. One less thing for the plumbing inspector to worry about.
was lying next to him gently rubbing his back.  "Christa..." She looked up
into his eyes slowly.  


Curt cleared his throat.  "Christa; last time I created this
===Liz's thoughts===
formula, it needed stimulation to work ... this time may be the same."
Christa nodded, a small smile growing on her face as she realized where
this was heading.  "I also used a concentrated version.  I want to know if
you'd like to give me a little ... hand here."


Christa's smile broadened as she nodded assent.  She moved to a
I want us to be sure that we can do it within city code either with or without pulling permits/ licensed contractor. Our agreement with the landlord is that we can modify the inside as long as it is permitted and to code. So, we need to make absolutely sure we are doing exactly that!
position straddling Curt's chest and planted both her arms above his
shoulders.  "Sure ... but this time," she made a rapid motion behind his
field of vision, "we do it my way." In a second, a loose strap had been
looped around each of Curt's wrists, pinning his arms in place above his
head, attached to the headboard.  Quickly (and accidentally stepping on
one of Curt's balls in the process), she likewise snared his feet and tied
them in place.  


"Christa?  What're you..."
I also like the idea of pairing up with a licensed electrician who will work with us in a way that is cheap as possible (ie we set up conduit etc and they just finalize it all for inspection).


"Hold on Curt!" she interrupted.  "Let me try this... Do you agree
We can try working with David from Safer DIY Spaces (https://saferdiyspaces.org/) as he has a lot of expertise and also has contractors who will work well with our space.
to let me pump you off until you shrink down to a more manageable size?"


Curt's brow furrowed as he tried to figure out what Christa was
== HISTORICAL SNIPPETS ==
getting at.  After all, it was obvious that was what he had just asked
Notes that are fun historical reminders of past milestones go here.
her.  Slowly, he answered, "yes..." She smiled triumphantly.
===2009===
 
The buildout is a work in progress as of 9/25/09. fixme with updates, photos.
"Just remember you said that..." And she started to lick and pump
him back to a full erection.  Curt moaned in pleasure, and watched her as
she went.  It took two hands, but after a few minutes, she stopped and
left the room.  A minute later, she returned with a massive, six-foot tall
foam-rubber cylinder attached to a pulley and some rope.  Still smiling,
she looped the pulley up and over the ceiling beam that crossed the room
twelve feet overhead.  Then, she tied the ropes -around the bed frame
beneath him- to Curt's hips.  Finally, she pulled the suspended cylinder
down and slid it over Curt's erection.  Fastening hit around his hips as
well.  The whole system was tight.
 
With a smile and gentle pull on the tube, she said "Let the games
begin..."
 
The tube descended along Curt's shaft, erotically caressing its
entire length like a giant cunt.  Hell, Curt thought, I've even got room
to spare!  As he automatically pumped his hips against the sensuous
pressure, the tube moved in response, pumping him even more.  Between his
legs, Christa fondled and licked his balls.  The tingle began to increase,
as he neared orgasm.  Forcing his head to watch, should he lock in ecstasy
again, Curt glanced at his glans to see the reduction take place.
 
It didn't.  Instead, he began to grow again.  Inwardly, he
screamed denial as the erotic sensations clouded his mind and sent it
spiraling to new heights of ecstasy.  Now, his erection truly resembled a
horse-sized schlong.  Even bigger.  As he pumped and came, he watched the
base thicken across his midsection, soon reaching a diameter of at least
ten inches.  He could feel by the rubbing against the inside of the tube
that his cock was at least a foot longer.  Christa laughed in delight.
Curt's balls had expanded to beach-ball size.  There was no way he could
walk now ... not at least without a wheelbarrow to carry his dick around
in.  Far above at the top of the tube, he could see a garbage bag billow
out from the top, collecting the cum that had shot up that far.
 
The harness kept pumping.
 
"Christa ... take it off; it's not working!"
 
"Oh it's working all-right," she responded, indicating the pulley
and rope.
 
"That's not what I mean!" Curt gasped as his own automatic bucking
drove the pump harder along his enlarged member.  "The formula ... it
didn't work!"
 
Christa smiled.  "Sure; it probably does...  But I switched it the
other night..."
 
Curt's eyes widened, as much in ecstasy as shock.  "What?!!!  You
replaced it?  <gasp> With what?"
 
Christa shrugged.  "Oil, water and food dye...  I've got the real
formula in the next room."
 
Curt clenched his eyes shut as another shudder ran though him.  As
confused, betrayed and angered as he was with Christa, the sensations of
erotic pleasure, began to overwhelm his mind.  Dully, he began to enjoy
the helpless growth...  Christa walked up to where he lay, gyrating on the
bed and gently lowered her breasts over his face.  Tentatively, Curt's
tongue wandered over her lush surface, searching out the sweat and salt on
her skin.  Smiling, she gradually pulled backwards and grabbed her
sweater.
 
Curt looked at her confused.  "Christa...?"
 
With a shrug, she pulled her clothing on and walked to the
double-doors.  "Just gotta few errands to run, Curt...  I'll be back." She
paused and looked back through the door as she left.  "After you've had a
little time to grow on me..." With that, she shut the door and left.
 
Curt felt the tingle grow as he started to cum again.
 
And again...  And again...  And again...  And again...
 
Christa opened the door to her father's hunting lodge with a light
feeling in her heart.  She'd taken her time shopping for the groceries
they'd need this weekend, but then she'd also taken great delight in
imagining how big Curt would get in her absence.  From the kitchen, she
could hear him still grunting and moaning in the master bedroom.  Smiling,
she put the groceries away and pulled off her clothes.  Sultrily, she
walked towards the door.
 
And stepped in cum.
 
Surprised, she looked down at the eight-foot diameter puddle that
oozed from under the door.  Holy shit, she thought, how far had he gone?
She'd only been gone a couple hours...  Rapidly she flung open the doors
and then stood, staring in erotic fascination.  Large droplets of cum
covered the ceiling, support beams, walls, bed and windows.  The puddle in
the room was about six inches deep and still warm.  Curt had really grown.
 
The foam rubber tube was stretched thicker and longer by an amount
even Christa hadn't expected.  The pulley's still worked, but very
slightly ... Curt's hips couldn't lift up against his five-foot diameter
testicles enough to provide much pull to the pulleys.  His cock, massive
enough when she'd left, strained at it's foam rubber prison ... three full
feet across and sixteen feet long!  Massive, blue veins crisscrossed his
massive erection, still pulsing with his last ejaculation.  Little Curt
was barely visible beyond the monster that had become his genitalia.  Like
a tiny bug on a much larger animal, Curt looked sweaty, tired and ...
aroused.
 
He smiled gently at her as she stepped tenuously into his field of
vision.  "I knew you'd get back." He glanced his eyes over the length of
his penis.  "Long line at Rainbow?"
 
Christa smiled and bent forward to lick the cum from his chest,
face and hair.  The large plastic bag she'd put over the top of the tube
had long since ruptured spraying its contents over the room.  His semen
was still warm and delicious.  She wrapped her arms around his body and
undid the straps.  Slowly, she removed the equipment and peeled the last
remains of the foam-rubber tube from his pulsing member.  God, was it
huge!
 
With trepidation, she pulled it down and gave it a tiny lick on
the underside of it's head.  Slowly, she rubbed up and down the length of
his shaft, reveling in the warm feel of the smooth flesh and warm cum
glistening on its broad surface.  She turned to Curt, "well, I got my
wish...  Wait here..." With that, she left the room.
 
Curt raised an eyebrow.  "Where would I go?"
 
A second later she returned.  Curt could hear her enter, but
couldn't see past his own softening erection.  After cumming six times in
the last two hours, he was still horny ... it was strange but oddly
pleasurable.  Vaguely, he wondered if he'd ever be un-horny again.
 
Christa walked into his view holding his jar.  With a smile she
shrugged, "I guess you've earned this..." Slowly, she moved to start
dabbing it on his erection.
 
"Wait."
 
Surprised, Christa looked up.
 
Curt smiled half-crooked.  "I thought we had several days up here
... no reason to go so fast..." Christa looked at Curt, clearly surprised.  
He laughed at her expression.  "Well, what did you expect?  I thought you
wanted to see how big I could get?  Let's see what this baby can do..."
 
Christa smiled slowly and put the jar down on the floor.  Making
sure that the bed had rollers she opened the double doors to the main
hall.  They'd need plenty of room for what she had in mind...
 
Curt dropped the steaming spaghetti noodles into the strainer and
ran water over them to wash off the excess starch.  With flair, he flopped
the whole, steaming mass into a serving dish and brought it over to the
table in the middle of his small dorm room.  The neighbors might complain
about the smell of cooking Italian food, but he didn't really care.
 
His over-sized Zubas still took some getting used to, as did the
huge three-footer tucked away beneath them.  With balls the size of
volleyballs it was difficult to hide what he'd become, but he'd have to
learn to live with it. Christa watched him walk with amusement and a
seductive gleam in her eye.  Now that he was guaranteeably bigger than
anything on two legs, she was always in the mood.
 
It was three weeks later.
 
Smiling he took their antipasto salads from his soda-fridge and
served their dinner.  It had taken the whole jar, and twelve ejaculations
to undo what had been done to him, and even then he was stuck at this
impossible size.  Still, it could've been worse...
 
This was the first time they'd been able to get alone together in
weeks; both of their studies for fall finals had been hell.  Now they had
the whole three weeks of Christmas break to spend together indulging their
every, carnal desire.
 
"You ready for this break?" asked Christa through a mouthful of
salad.
 
Curt nodded and started spooning up the noodles and sauce on her
plate.  "Yeah, bio-chem was a real bear ... I'll be glad to take a break
for a few weeks..."
 
Christa paused and raised an eyebrow at him.  "No, you don't
understand ... are you really ready?"
 
Curt put down the spoons he'd been using and crossed his arms.
"We discussed this, no more size games with my prick ... I'm lucky it
reduced to the size it did!  Understand?"
 
"O.K. ... o.k. ...  Can't blame a girl for trying, can ya?"
 
Curt chuckled, knowing her, she 'tried' every six minutes.  "No
... I suppose I can't..."
 
Christa stabbed another bit of the antipasto and smiled.  "This is
really good, Curt.  You learn this recipe at home?"
 
"Oh no ... Betty Crocker is good enough teacher for me." He paused
to sip from his Coke.  "Still, I did make the vinaigrette myself..."
 
"Really?" She munched another mouthful, enjoying the play of
flavors and spices.  "It's really good ... 's gotta 'tang' to it that I
don't recognize."
 
Curt smiled slowly.  "Oh, that's the special ingredient..." Again
he sipped from his Coke, satisfied.  Then, sitting back, he began watching
Christa's chest...

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Shop.jpg
You are standing in the Dirty Shop at Noisebridge with many wooden benches and power tools for cutting and drilling wood and other hard materials.

You see many power tools and a hand tools workbench.

EXITS: Back hall, Hackitorium, Flaschentaschen, Lockers, SparkleForge.

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Noisebridge's dirty shop contains various wood/metal/plastic cutting tools such as drills, saws, CNC mills and more. The shop is located at the back of the ground floor. at 272.

The shop sign
Lathe, drill press and others
Table Saw
Hydraulic Press, Scale
Miter Saw, hand tools

How to be excellent in the shop[edit | edit source]

  • Read this wiki page. If you have any questions, reach out to a maintainer (listed above)
  • If you do not how to use a tool, don't use it! We have people who can teach you how to use it appropriately.
  • Always leave the shop cleaner than you found it. In the rare circumstance you have an in-progress project that cannot be moved out of the way for others to hack on their projects, reach out to the wood guild and let them know why your project is not cleaned up, and when it will be resolved.
  • Labels, labels labels! Label your in-progress projects with big and clear text.
  1. Include the words "Do Not Hack"
  2. Add your name or handle
  3. Include the date you left the project or material
  • No food or drinks in the Woodshop. The Patio is a good place to enjoy refreshments.
  • If you notice something is wrong with a tool, and you don't know how to fix, notify the community either online or by leaving a note
  • Hack on awesome wood projects and show it off to the community!
  • It is not excellent to use power sanders inside. If you cannot connect the sander via a dust collection port, you should bring the sander and your project outside with the roll-up door closed. (See Meeting Notes 2023 07 18#Discussion Item 2 for discussion on this topic)

Tools[edit | edit source]

Other Noisebridge Tools[edit | edit source]

Safety[edit | edit source]

A major component of safety is organization and proper maintenance. Organization means a clear and uncluttered workspace as well as predictable object locations. Clutter gets in the way of completing a task, impeding free movement or creating unsteady surfaces on bench tops. Unexpected objects underfoot can cause slips, leading to falls or worse if operating machinery at the time.

Personal Protective Equipment[edit | edit source]

There's a lot of Personal Protective Equipment you can wear in a shop to keep you safe, but a good baseline is to look out for your Eyes, Ears, and Lungs. The shop has safety goggles, masks, and ear protection, and you are also encouraged to bring your own. Look out for others too. If you see someone in the shop who's not wearing ear protection, and you will be making a lot of noise, it is excellent to give them a heads up. You cannot force them to protect themselves, but you should always give them the opportunity. See a list of basic PPE advice here.

Cleaning Up[edit | edit source]

Inspecting and cleaning your workspace is good practice, and keeping the shop free of clutter is a service to yourself and fellow members of Noisebridge. Projects are finished when tools are cleaned and put away where they were found and scrap cleared away.

Be excellent to each other by keeping the shop clutter free both when you start your project, and as the final step to any project. Don't leave objects on the bench because someone else might use it. t is far safer to everyone if that object is placed in a proper location.

Do not leave hot items plugged in unless they are secure and safe from tipping. Glue gun stands tip easily, and the tip is hot enough to melt through other cords. These tools should not be left unattended to cool down unless properly secured.

Learning New Tools[edit | edit source]

Shop tools can be very dangerous when used incorrectly. You should NEVER use a tool you are unfamiliar with. Reach out to someone who knows what they are doing and ask them to show you what to do. Not only can you hurt yourself when misusing a tool, but you can also hurt others and damage the equipment.

Working With Metal[edit | edit source]

A note regarding cutting metal in stationary tools:

The shavings that come off the metal piece being cut are HOT!

In a stationary tool that has been used on wood, there is typically a nice big thick bed of sawdust inside the tool. When the metal shavings fall into this bed of sawdust, an awesome smoldery fire can build up sight unseen inside of the tool. Yay!

When possible it is best to have two separate dedicated tools... and/or if one is going to be transfered over into metal service the inside should be vacuumed out first, and/or the operator should check inside the machine when they are done.

Sawdust[edit | edit source]

Sawdust is a major concern in wood shops. Due to the particle size and near perfect aeration when spread out, it can also ignite into a fast burn. While the risk is small, the shop is also full of solvents, paints, and other flammables which will exacerbate any issue. For more information, please consult. OSHA's guidelines.

Sawdust is also a carcinogen, so when creating dust, you should wear a mask, as well as warn others in the shop that things will get dusty. Remember, it is best to collect dust at the source, rather than dealing with cleanup after. If a power tool has a connection for a dust collector, make that connection and turn on the collector! This helps keep the air clean for those in the shop and elsewhere in the space.

Cleaning[edit | edit source]

The shop needs to be clear of clutter on the tables, benches, tools, and floor. The Shop, otherwise known as the Dirty Shop, will never be free from saw dust, but steps should be taken to mitigate when possible. The large tools like the circular saw have Instructions on or near them for hooking up the Shop Vac. It's a simple step to take to help cut down on saw-dust.

The Shop Vac should be emptied when used. If everyone is excellent to each other, it will be empty before you use it. However, it is good to check just in case, to prevent clogging or blow-back. Emptying it can be difficult, but it is excellent to make a best effort, perhaps making a new friend by asking for help.

The Shop garbage can get very full of sharp pokey things. There are large contractor bags under the tables in the kitchen area (white folded rectangles) to either empty out the trash, or perhaps start a new one for Shop Vac dumping.

It is not ideal to store unfinished projects on tables or benches. If this is the case, please add a "Do Not Hack" sign with today's date, and projected finish date/sign expiration date. Projects should never be left on machines, that is most not excellent.

Perishable items should not be thrown away in shop garbage. It is not taken out often, and making the shop smell like rotten yoghurt is a super bummer.

Emptying the Dust Collector[edit | edit source]

Example of an overly full dust collector (aka a present fire danger)

Sawdust can become a fire hazard if it is allowed to build up in and around shop equipment. In order to prevent this, it is important to empty the dust collector before it reaches the red fill line. As the dust collector fills its ability to ventilate decreases and dust will accumulate both in the table saw and the exhaust tubes.

Emptying the dust collector is easiest with a partner. Grab someone else in the woodshop for help.

To empty the dust collector, unclasp the metal clamps on the side and dump the sawdust into a large trash bag and take to the trash bin outside. This waste is not compostable, because much of the wood at the shop is treated with chemicals, or plywood, which is made with synthetic glues.

There is also a fine dust collection bag at the rear end of the machine. To empty this, rotate the top lever, which will knock off any dust stuck to the filter. Then, after the dust settles in the bag, remove the bag and empty. Note: Do not throw away the bag! Transfer the dust to a garbage bag and dispose. We don't have extras readily available, so reattach this when empty

TODO[edit | edit source]

  • Wall buildout at 272
  • Maintenance Schedules
  • General Inventory

Plans for Sound and Dust Isolation 2023[edit | edit source]

We have been through several discussions of how to isolate the noise and dust of the wood shop safely, affordably, and in keeping with SF fire and electrical/building codes. But sometimes that context gets lost. So let's use this space to outline a plan and be able to refer to it!

Proposal[edit | edit source]

Some discussion from April 2023 captured below.

JD's thoughts[edit | edit source]

What has been discussed is keeping the rear access to the fire escape with 44” clear hallway (no lockers) and adding an additional sprinkler for said hallway. 2 walls can then be built to the ceiling containing the woodshop and 4 of the existing sprinklers. If we do not install electrical in the new walls, the only permit required would be for the additional sprinkler, which the plumber would deal with.

Before anyone suggests it, we can’t just wall off the back of the space. The fire exit for the rest of the hackatorium cannot be through another room.

Non-bearing, non-system carrying, stud walls are considered partitions and do not require a permit. It isn’t until you start adding electrical and plumbing that it needs to be inspected.

It is my recommendation that we have a plumber install the required sprinkler to cover the fire exit before we install the wall. One less thing for the plumbing inspector to worry about.

Liz's thoughts[edit | edit source]

I want us to be sure that we can do it within city code either with or without pulling permits/ licensed contractor. Our agreement with the landlord is that we can modify the inside as long as it is permitted and to code. So, we need to make absolutely sure we are doing exactly that!

I also like the idea of pairing up with a licensed electrician who will work with us in a way that is cheap as possible (ie we set up conduit etc and they just finalize it all for inspection).

We can try working with David from Safer DIY Spaces (https://saferdiyspaces.org/) as he has a lot of expertise and also has contractors who will work well with our space.

HISTORICAL SNIPPETS[edit | edit source]

Notes that are fun historical reminders of past milestones go here.

2009[edit | edit source]

The buildout is a work in progress as of 9/25/09. fixme with updates, photos.

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