This page is not kept nearly as current as my [http://flamsmark.com personal site] which even includes [http://flamsmark.com/id.txt signed crypto info].
* [[Policy Wonks]]
== Board Pledge ==
== Endorsements and Sponsorship ==
My utopia lacks a Noisbridge board. To that end, I fully support [[Policy Wonks | adapting our by-laws]] to remove the board. Until that lofty goal is reached, the board should avoid even the appearance of interference in Noisebridge's affairs.
When I endorse someone as an associate member, I post a signed statement [[user:flamsmark/endorsements|here]].
If elected to the board, I pledge:
== [http://flamsmark.com/contact.html Get in Touch] ==
* Email me, even though I'm terrible at replying: [mailto:me@tomlowenthal.com Tom Lowenthal <me@tomlowenthal.com>]
* Most of the time, Jabber is faster: toml@jabber.ccc.de [[http://flamsmark.com/id.txt OTR info]]
* to resist the dark-side's tempting urge to use my mighty and awesome board-powers;
* to cease working on matters of Noisebridge management, including the [[Policy Wonks]]*;
* to relinquish my ability to block consensus*;
* neither to moderate, nor to scribe for a Noisebridge meeting*;
* never again to accept nomination for, nor to serve on Noisebride's board;
* nor to hold any officer position at Noisebridge*; and
* to execute the consensus of Noisebridge without let or hindrance as a board member.
I hope that any candidate for election to the board takes a similar pledge.
== Being a User ==
Let me be clear: I do not want to be elected to the board. I would much rather work on improving Noisebridge by Doing Things. However, I think that the board should not Do Things, because *danger Will Robinson*.
=== SSH Public Key ===
My SSH public key (signed by my GPG key) is at [http://flamsmark.com/id.txt http://flamsmark.com/id.txt]
I solemnly swear that I am not now nor have I ever been a machine intelligence.
<blockquote>"I do not know of any problems which cannot be solved by sufficiently advanced bureaucratese wordsmithing. It's pretty much my only marketable skill, so I might be biased." -- [https://github.com/noisebridge/anti-harassment/pull/5#issuecomment-30823269 flamsmark]</blockquote>
"I do not know of any problems which cannot be solved by sufficiently advanced bureaucratese wordsmithing. It's pretty much my only marketable skill, so I might be biased." -- flamsmark
